“I ran into my Ex the other day. Then I put it in reverse and ran over him again.”
“I child-proofed the house, but they still got in!”
“Girlfriends are the best medicine. They never liked him in the first place!”
Laugh.
Laugh ’til you cry.
Eat all the Haagen-Daz you want, leave the house a mess, and give the kids scrambled eggs for dinner.